The Brown Coporation's hilariously named Shit Box.

Yes it really is true.  A packaging company has launched a new range of Shit Boxes which do exactly what you’d expect them to do: contain shit.

The shit box can quickly and easily be erected to create a portable toilet that can be handy almost anywhere: at a music festival,  while camping, or even for the long-haul driver who gets caught short while on the road.  Perhaps it should be standard emergency equipment in all vehicles. 

The retailer is a company called (we kid you not) The Brown Corporation.  The company’s strap line informs customers that it is ‘a solid company’ … but then of course it is.  And there’s more: the company’s mascot is a little pointy-headed character called Little Jack who is, frankly, a turd.

Don’t believe us?  Have a squint at www.thebrowncorporation.com and watch the video.  Brilliant!